Guy who just got back with his awful ex-girlfriend thinks Croyle should start

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. – Trey Stewart, who recently got back with his train-wreck of an ex-girlfriend, is adamant that Kansas City Chiefs’ backup quarterback Brodie Croyle should be named starter immediately.

Stewart made his feelings about Croyle known at a Chiefs watch party during Kansas City’s game against Indianapolis. It was also the first party he attended with his once-again girlfriend Cheryl Matta, who Stewart dumped two years ago after a six month turbulent relationship culminated with Matta cutting the brakes on his 1986 Buick Skylark.

“Matt Cassel sucks and he needs to be cut now,” Stewart said, as Matta hung on his arm, continually asking why Stewart doesn’t love her more. “Brody is cut out to be an NFL starter. Matt Cassel can’t throw the ball more than 15 feet. This is Rich Gannon and Elvis Grbac all over again. As long as Brody stays healthy, he’s a top 10 QB in this league.”

Stewart’s friends disagreed with his comments about Croyle. And with his decision to reunite with a woman who once tried to stab him with an icicle.

“He’s an idiot,” said Stewart’s former roommate Jeff Dunnam, who lived with Stewart during his first go-round with Matta. “She doesn’t have a job, she doesn’t cook or clean anything, she gave him gonorrhea, and I’m pretty sure she was the one who poisoned our hamster. And Brodie Croyle? Are you kidding me? He can’t stay healthy for more than a quarter and he’s never won a game in the NFL. .”

Shortly after this statement, the couple was asked to leave the party when Cheryl punched a fellow girlfriend, threw up on the kitchen floor, then started crying uncontrollably for 15 minutes.