Pioli’s plan just missing a few Hall of Fame pieces

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Kansas City Chiefs general manager Scott Pioli took two steps closer to his overall goal of world domination building another Super Bowl team, when he signed former New England offensive coordinator Charlie Weis and defensive coordinator Romeo Crennel to those respective positions with the Chiefs.

Those signings leave Pioli just a few pieces short, namely, a future Hall of Fame head coach, future Hall of Fame quarterback, the entire offensive line and five or six All-Pro players on defense.

During an interview to discuss the new coordinators, Pioli said a Super Bowl was nearly within his grasp.

“I’ve done this one step at a time. Last year, we acquired a kicker who appears to be reliable and we way overpaid a quarterback who has no business starting in the NFL,” said Pioli. “This year, we’ve got our coordinators in place. Now, all we need is for someone to injure Matt Cassel and our back up be an undiscovered future Hall of Famer who will bring this team together in a way no one has ever seen in the history of football. It’s pretty simple when you think about it. Oh, and we need to fire Todd Haley and hire Bill Belichick.”